Bruno Ganz is eerily convincing as Brown isn't he?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 7:56:00 AM
Anonymous
said...
Best ever - but should carry a Don't Watch in Open Plan warning. Thanks
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:43:00 AM
Anonymous
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SCENE TWO
Allied Forces are questioning a vaguely familiar figure in the ante-room of the bunker.
David von Miliband (for it is he): "I voz never a key player in ze Fuhrer's plans. I had only a minor role as Foreign Secretary. I feared that if I did not go along with him there would be a dawn raid and they would take away . . . my official car, the salary, the pension. I voz only 15 years of age and easily led"
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:05:00 AM
Anonymous
said...
Best guytv yet.
(Yes, even better than than the bogey.)
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:51:00 AM
Anonymous
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No doubt you realise that the (superior) Sheffield United relegation version is Tom Watson's favourite YouTube clip.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:38:00 AM
Anonymous
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And I see you've left the Derby County reference in as hommage to the original.
Ah, how the English laugh at the Glaswegians - but we're having the last laugh on YOU.
So long, my effeminate English chums, 2010 will be the day your empire finally crumbles - oh wait, you still have jamaica!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:13:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
Err, Dunfesterin...you're kind of assuming it is the English who want to keep Scotland in the "empire"? As Der Braun Fuhrer knows only too well, it is the other way round for Der Neu Arbeit Partei. Otherwise all Der Braun Fuhrer has to look forward to is keeping Glasgow East in deep fried Mars bars without any contribution from south of the border. Shorthand = fuck off, and take Der Braun Fuhrer with you, don't pass go and don't wait for 2010.
Dunfesterin, If you knew any history you'd know that the Scots had at least as much to do with the empire as the English did, more per person. If you're ashamed of it, you're just as guilty as us English.
Once upon a time Scottish ingenuity and enterpise made a positive contribution not just to Britain but to the whole world. Not any more.
Now fuck off and go and earn your own money instead of scabbing of us.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:19:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
"Once upon a time Scottish ingenuity and enterpise made a positive contribution not just to Britain but to the whole world. Not any more."
So that advanced treatment for Alzheimers that Aberdeen University released this week is of no use then?
I'll go tell them.
Oh, and no-one needs the cloning techniques Scotland created, for dolly the sheep? OK then. Take that back too ;-)
Useless English bastards!!! Are you Daily Mail readers !!!
Thursday, July 31, 2008 5:42:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
What does the "Ginger Wig" reference mean?
Friday, August 01, 2008 6:49:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
you know all this arguing across the border is not very helpful, its clear the engerlish dont want us any more, at long last i may add. so the sooner we can break up this so called union the better for everyone.
every and any INDEPENDENT financial analyst has come to the conclusion that once Scotland is no longer colonised by the engerlish it WILL be a top 5 economy on its own.
there have been more than enough experts come out and admit Scotland has been propping up engerlund for decades its not even longer a question about if but when we get our country back.
the engurlish quthorities and hanging on to scotland for dear life, they know they will struggle without us.
if engurland is so sure they subsidise us then i strongly urge them to seek independencs oftheir own.
engurland should be proud to be engurlish and should want to stand up for them selves, same goes for wales and they should give ireland back the six counties too
Saturday, August 02, 2008 3:29:00 PM
Anonymous
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So what is Scotland waiting for then? You Scots sound like you're trying to convince yourself, rather than the English
Sunday, August 03, 2008 2:05:00 AM
Anonymous
said...
Indeed, my perfumed-friend. We Scots have believed the hype for so long and are only now acquiring the self-belief we will need to start again after 301 years of "union". I would suggest we postpone the argument until the union has been dissolved (and it will).
I do believe the "British" once thought the irish were too lazy, illiterate and constantly drunk to manage their own affairs, too!
Slainte Mhor!
Sunday, August 03, 2008 10:14:00 AM
Anonymous
said...
Anon 10:14
I bare no malice to Scotland and wish it every success as an independant nation. I just hate dunfesterin and fucking delicious they're just fuckwits that happen to be Scotish,every country has them i suppose.
18 older comments:
brilliant, and horribly true!!!
Bruno Ganz is eerily convincing as Brown isn't he?
Best ever - but should carry a Don't Watch in Open Plan warning.
Thanks
SCENE TWO
Allied Forces are questioning a vaguely familiar figure in the ante-room of the bunker.
David von Miliband (for it is he): "I voz never a key player in ze Fuhrer's plans. I had only a minor role as Foreign Secretary. I feared that if I did not go along with him there would be a dawn raid and they would take away . . . my official car, the salary, the pension. I voz only 15 years of age and easily led"
Best guytv yet.
(Yes, even better than than the bogey.)
No doubt you realise that the (superior) Sheffield United relegation version is Tom Watson's favourite YouTube clip.
And I see you've left the Derby County reference in as hommage to the original.
Bunker king or bunker queen or just plain queen?
Masterly...I nearly wet myself laughing..
Ah, how the English laugh at the Glaswegians - but we're having the last laugh on YOU.
So long, my effeminate English chums, 2010 will be the day your empire finally crumbles - oh wait, you still have jamaica!!
Err, Dunfesterin...you're kind of assuming it is the English who want to keep Scotland in the "empire"? As Der Braun Fuhrer knows only too well, it is the other way round for Der Neu Arbeit Partei. Otherwise all Der Braun Fuhrer has to look forward to is keeping Glasgow East in deep fried Mars bars without any contribution from south of the border. Shorthand = fuck off, and take Der Braun Fuhrer with you, don't pass go and don't wait for 2010.
Stephen
Dunfesterin, If you knew any history you'd know that the Scots had at least as much to do with the empire as the English did, more per person. If you're ashamed of it, you're just as guilty as us English.
Once upon a time Scottish ingenuity and enterpise made a positive contribution not just to Britain but to the whole world. Not any more.
Now fuck off and go and earn your own money instead of scabbing of us.
"Once upon a time Scottish ingenuity and enterpise made a positive contribution not just to Britain but to the whole world. Not any more."
So that advanced treatment for Alzheimers that Aberdeen University released this week is of no use then?
I'll go tell them.
Oh, and no-one needs the cloning techniques Scotland created, for dolly the sheep? OK then. Take that back too ;-)
Useless English bastards!!! Are you Daily Mail readers !!!
What does the "Ginger Wig" reference mean?
you know all this arguing across the border is not very helpful, its clear the engerlish dont want us any more, at long last i may add. so the sooner we can break up this so called union the better for everyone.
every and any INDEPENDENT financial analyst has come to the conclusion that once Scotland is no longer colonised by the engerlish it WILL be a top 5 economy on its own.
there have been more than enough experts come out and admit Scotland has been propping up engerlund for decades its not even longer a question about if but when we get our country back.
the engurlish quthorities and hanging on to scotland for dear life, they know they will struggle without us.
if engurland is so sure they subsidise us then i strongly urge them to seek independencs oftheir own.
engurland should be proud to be engurlish and should want to stand up for them selves, same goes for wales and they should give ireland back the six counties too
So what is Scotland waiting for then?
You Scots sound like you're trying to convince yourself, rather than the English
Indeed, my perfumed-friend. We Scots have believed the hype for so long and are only now acquiring the self-belief we will need to start again after 301 years of "union". I would suggest we postpone the argument until the union has been dissolved (and it will).
I do believe the "British" once thought the irish were too lazy, illiterate and constantly drunk to manage their own affairs, too!
Slainte Mhor!
Anon 10:14
I bare no malice to Scotland and wish it every success as an independant nation.
I just hate dunfesterin and fucking delicious they're just fuckwits that happen to be Scotish,every country has them i suppose.