Can You Hear Me Mr Hoon?

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Humanzee said...

He stops talking halfway through a sentence because he's being asked a question that he can't hear?

Oh, yes that's believable!

Will said...

I'm sorry, but this is retarded. He's got a time lag because of the equipment they're using. There's nothing else in there I'm afraid....

govt of all the toilets said...

It would be funny set to the tune of 'Major Tom'....

Do it Guido!

Nick R Thomas said...

Like any good public speaker, he's simply pausing for effect.

Ok, so it's a very, very, very long pause...

And perhaps not the effect he wanted.

WalterBoswell said...

Reminds me of the scene in Family Guy where Stewie sarcastically rips on Brian over Brian's "Novel".

Anonymous said...

So then Will (2:59 PM) this is all down to the circuit delay of the link ?

Where exactly was Hoon then, on Feking Mars ?

More likely he could hear his future employment prospects going down the drain.

Hoon is a mendacious waste of DNA, who cheerfully sent a number of our troops to an early grave.

I trust that the death throws of NuLiebour are painful and drawn out as McBroon clings onto power with his boogey encrusted fingertips.

Oh and Will, don't be eating anything later this evening, I wouldn't want you to choke on anything.

I want you to live and see these pathetic scumbags tear each other to pieces.

The pop-corn is ready out here in the sticks..........

Anonymous said...

A glimmering high in the otherwise nauseatingly gruesome election night coverage. The Jeremy Vine stuff was so awful I was close to switching off and retreating to the relative sanctity of Scrubs, but when this segment popped up I was glad I toughed it out. Shame the segment isn't there in its entirety, because at the start of the grilling Hoon said something aking to "tonight is not a great night for the Conservatives, they have every reason to be greatly disappointed with tonight's results" and when asked to explain why, he erred and ummed quite considerably before launching into the dirgeathon we see in the youtube clip. At the start of the evening Labour were saying that anything less than 200 would be a failure for the Tories (thinking that the Conservatives would scrape under that)...now, with three more councils left to declare, and the Conservatives having gained 253 council seats, they're still trying to spin the results as bad for the Conservatives. The reality of New Labour politics is funnier than anything to come out of modern satire.

jaymason said...

As a colleague of mine in the Police says he has his la-la ears on. I dont want to hear this la la la etc

some bloke said...

Oops sorry, wrong forum, I thought this might have been a Pink Floyd trip. " Can You Hear Me, Mr.Hoon ?" has Syd Barrett all over it.

Though as govt of all the toilets said...
It would be funny set to the tune of 'Major Tom'.

"Can you hear,... as I'm shitting in my tin can?
Far above the world.
Planet earth is blue.
And there's nothing I can do...

Can you hear me Mr. Hoon ?
Can you hear me Mr. Hoon ? "

fade to close.

go on Guido, do it !

tsubaki said...

his excuse is the best.. i am sorry, i didnt realise that question was directed to me. good old buff, you were the one being interviewed.

Anonymous said...

Dimbleby sounds like Stewie Griffin

Anonymous said...

Your headline reminds me of a Norwegian football commentator when his team had just won. Can you hear me my Hoon? Your boys have been badly beaten. Gordon Brown? Tony Blair? Tony Blair? are you listening your boys have taken one h-e-l-l of a beating. Are you listening etc etc :-)

Anonymous said...

Fucking loser...

Alan said...

I have got a horrible feeling the awful, unfunny and talentless Jeremy Vine is what we are gojng to get to replace the brilliant, funny and talented Peter Snow, who seems to have retired. If so this is too awful to contemplate - losing Peter Snow would be bad enough, but having him replaced with this unfunny, self-opinionated dork is just too much...

Anonymous said...

This fine public servant was known as TCH when he was at the MOD.

notareargunner said...

It was the same evening the Olympics Minister Tessa Jowell was practising her sport, catching the javelin. Unfortunately she looks as though she has sent all day heading the shot put. Funny how they can get both feet in their mouths but not a gob stopper.
Now lets start the ALL NIGHT DRINKING PARTY.