Cheeky Christmas

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David B said...

For the sake of all that's holy, please deport them now.

big bowl of wrong said...

the horror the horror

Idle said...

Madness......Madness!

peter hitchens said...

Did sian predict the snow?

Fib Dem said...

which is lems bit?

Thomas Fuller said...

A nightmare. During the day. On my computer. Thanks.

Out From Under said...

Too painful to watch!

Chuck Unsworth said...

I'm not feeling very well, Doctor....

Gobbler said...

Cheeky girl impaled on a reindeer. I would pay to see that

Anonymous said...

What a lovely pair of well-bred fillies - are they on the A-list?

The song has the febrile, tortured quality of the Mignon Lieder by Hugo Wolf. And as for that inspired pas-de-deux, Tchaikovsky would have wept tears of joy if he'd seen it...!

And what a cornucopia of talent, including the snowman, in whose features I recognised a certain Lib Dem MP, whose real name is 'Bet I'm Pilok'.

machiavelli said...

And there's Lemspit Toothpick... oh no, it's a snow man...

Anonymous said...

This was from 2003. Their accents and repertoire have improved with time. After all, one of them is dating a member of the Establishment in Britain.

Also remember, they are owed a lot of money by Telstar records, which has since gone bankrupt. We know Lembit's got form already for asking questions about his girlfriend's visa status, has he been asking any questions about debt recovery, bankruptcies or musician's royalties?

PS - wait until 3.02 and you can see the reindeer flip in the studio.

grumpy said...

You can blame Mrs Victoria Beckham for their financial plight.

It was the huge advance and subsequent miniscule sales of her Telstar album that caused them to go bust.

Anonymous said...

No wonder they had problems with Victoria Beckham. Listen for yourself here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neLfgzdxlMw

It's worse than the Cheeky Girls Xmas special. Cars driving quickly in tunnels, a drum machine bought on ebay and [jamaican dancehall accent] "robotic voice"[/jamaican dancehall accent].

fruitcake said...

I can't decide if Limpbit is the snowman or the reindeer. The snowman gets his hands on the cheeky girls but that reindeer, that face...that attempt to mount one of them...


I need to lie down

Anonymous said...

At 8:10 AM, Gobbler said...

"Cheeky girl impaled on a reindeer. I would pay to see that"
If you really insist you probably need one of those .ru sites that spam from an alphabet soup e-mail address. Be careful with your credit card details though or you could be sharing the front page of the NoW with Pete Townshend. I s'pose you could say it was for research purposes...

Anonymous said...

At 11:28 AM, Anonymous said...

"No wonder they had problems with Victoria Beckham. Listen for yourself here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neLfgzdxlMw"
Forever indebted for the opportunity. Remarkable vocal range Mrs Beckham. And sometimes she uses both notes in the same line of the lyric. the versatility!!!

tyger said...

You have ask, what's the point of just having one cheeky girl?

Anonymous said...

Well, two cheeky girls makes (2+2)x 2 cheeky cheeks. Plus another (2 x 2) if you include their facial cheeks (which do admittedly seem a bit minging by comparison with their other well-rounded features). So that's 8 or 12, which is a bewildering number. I mean, you don't know where to look; it's like one of those Christmas turkey shooting computer games.

So really, the only question that comes to mind (hat tip - Mrs Merton)is:
"So, Gabriella, what was it that first attracted you to millionaire MP LibDem party front-bencher Limpid Obit, who might be able to prevent your deportation, and was on past form obviously easy game?"